Whats a girl to do?

New condo
2 Credit cards
Loans
A dog (and one on the way)
Utility bills
Not to mention that A GIRL NEEDS TO EAT!

All of these expenses and a measly $400 check from unemployment twice a month...

Did my boyfriend and I freak out? (Did I mention we live together?)

Hell yes.

Did my sponsor freak out?

...

Nope.
He actually got pretty freakin excited. 

He turned my inconvenient situation into an opportunity, and this is where the real work began.